Well, we were going to have a nice picture of Miss Kinski and a pillow on the front cover, but then we thought, hell, this is just a freebie prototype, so we’re going to save it for a later issue. This is known as an ‘encouragement to subscribe‘. Of course it might not be much of an encouragement, depending on your sex, sexual preference and moral outlook – it is a nice picture, but then as I’m something of a fan of hers, I might be biased… The alternative was to have some sort of picture related to what you’ll find inside, but how do you link splatter movies, two headed women, censorship, lists, self-defence and Miss Kinski? So we decided not to have anything on the ~cover except for a few words — as you will find a lot more of these inside, it’d be handy if you get used to them now. Oh, while we’re here, the small print : some articles in this ‘zine may not be suitable for children or anyone of a nervous disposition (though you’ll get worse in the course of an average Saturday night’s TV). Enjoy…