The past weekend saw my first sortie outside of Phoenix to the rest of Arizona. Specifically, we headed down Interstate 10 to Tucson, which is the second city of the state, although it predates Phoenix by a good couple of hundred years - there was a Spanish mission there within a hundred years or so of Columbus discovering America. Since then - and probably largely since the invention of air-conditioning - it has been overtaken in most areas, but it still holds sway this week, because of the annual F-sized Tucson Gem Show. Seeing as round, shiny things are a matter of deep personal interest to me...for at least as long as their sale has been keeping a roof over my head...Chris and I spent most of Saturday going round the stalls.
Or, at least, a tiny fraction of them, for when I say it is "F-sized", I am severely underestimating things. Across all the venues, my guess would probably be somewhere near ten thousand exhibitors, and with the best will in the world (not forgetting the aforementioned deep personal interest), you could never hope to get round them in a day - probably why the show lasts nearer two weeks. And, let's face it, there is a certain point beyond which one pleasingly polished mineral looks pretty much the same as another. By about 3 pm, both of us had reached the "thousand-yard stare" stage: every time I closed my eyes, regiments of fossilised trilobites performed synchronised swimming routines, against a gently swaying backdrop of elegantly carved jade.
Though I do have to say that some of the fossils were fabulous. I had always been under the impression that they were kinda rare, but the evidence seemed very much to the contrary. As well as barrelfuls of those trilobites - I guess when you're around for half a billion years, even a fraction of one percent adds up to quite a few - there were serried ranks of ammonites and unidentifiable pointy things. I was particularly impressed by a Moroccan slab, shot through with a gorgeous selection of prehistoric life-forms, which would have made a perfect table-top.
Also there, were people for whom rocks mean a great deal more than somewhere to put your coffee. I "borrowed" a poster for some "Healing Sessions", illustrated with a photo of some woman holding a crystal over a ginger-headed bloke as he lay on a couch inside what was probably a pyramid or summat. The attached flier was a masterpiece of incomprehensible New Age gobbledigook:
This opening will assist you to shift and feel better in the new Higher Energies of this planet
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Glad that's cleared that up. Two questions come to mind though - apart from ones like whether having your implants whipped out is necessarily a good thing (for example, if you're Pamela Anderson). Firstly, are people really willing to pay for this sort of thing? And secondly, do you need to do any more than wave a few crystals over them in order to get them to part with their cash? If the answers are "Yes" and "No", then I think we may have been barking up the wrong tree in simply selling the damn things...