Rating: D+
Dir: Lucian S. Diamonde
Star: Darcy DeMoss, Meredyth Holmes, Pia Reyes, Dumitru Bogomaz
a.k.a. Alien Abduction: Intimate Secrets
Obviously directorial pseudonym (could the “S” stand for “Skywith”?) aside, if you came into this blind, it would be somewhat freaky. It starts as your standard soft-porner, with a bunch of women talking about recent sexual exploits and fantasies – then, it twists into X Files territory, when they find them overlapping. Could it be tied to a “missing time” experience suffered a few days previously? Unfortunately, the title gives it all away, so there’s really no surprises left here. The women, including Return of the Living Dead 3‘s Reyes, are easy on the eye – Meredyth Holmes shows particular…er, potential – so this one sits pleasantly enough in the background while you do something more intellectually challenging. Such as defluffing your belly button.